OK. Just to make a clarification since some people always end up asking anyway. Some people call me Dr. Whittle - I just have no idea at all as to why.
Reasons for my confusion:
1.) I am not a Doctor.
2.) Neither do I hold a Doctorate (some of my friends and coworkers do, but that's obviously irrelevant...)
So despite the above two facts, some people still keep insisting on calling me "Dr. Whittle" even though I correct them....its odd, but hey, fight the battles you can win as they say. So now that that oddity has been clarified, I digress.
Side note: If you do hold a Doctorate or are a Doctor, then I apologize in advance, I'm not trying to steal your thunder.....you earned it.
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